Porn For The Masses, WTF?

I do believe that the masses deserve all the porn they need/want. And I mean high quality Internet porn. That's boatloads of awesome videos, images, stories, and whatnot. Even 3D porn. Porn for everyone. Something for every fetish, and enough for everyone. Frequently updated, without annoying ads, popups, and crap like that.

I can imagine such a paradise for porn consumers. Hey, if I could, I'd open all the porn available on the whole planet for free viewing on the Internet. Unfortunately, that's impossible. Think of the children.

Commercial porn peddlars try to fit this imagination. They provide x-rated previews as free porn, in a way that persuades you and your offspring as well into clicking on their advertisements that make them rich, click by click.

That's not what I understand as fair play. My mission statement is "free porn for the masses, but protect the children". Technically, the latter is impossible. There's no way to make sure that minors can't watch porn, as long as parents store their credentials in cookies so that their children can browse their bookmarks for hardcore porn.

A doable way to protect kids is a porn portal that requests a small one-time fee, and a password request before it grants access to any porn collection. The membership fee restricts access to adults with a credit card, and the "enter password" box hinders minors to surf on their parents behalf.

As a seasoned porn surfer, and as a father of three, I'm stuck with AdultCheck, where I get all the porn I want. I do know it's not a perfect solution, but its huge porn archive, updated daily, is somewhat addicting. So, if you like, give it a try:

Thanks for your time, and keep having fun surfing loads of porn for yourself, bouncing most --if not all-- children!



Please excuse the horrible layout of this page. It's all about the message, not about my poor HTML/design skills. By the way, the signup form copied above leads you to my favorite porn site. Took me a while to figure out all this geeky php stuff :(